A father asked his young son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the boy exploded, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked the youngster what was wrong.

"Oh pop," the boy sobbed, "for me there was no santa claus at age six, no Easter bunny at age seven, no tooth fairy at age eight and no stork at ten.

and if you're telling me now that grownups don't really shag, I've got nothing left to believe in!"