Saturday, February 18, 2006

Why the hell...

Ever wished you didn't say something. I make one comment on a post about me being mistaken for Mr Whiplash in a toilet, and bloody Freddie gets all excited. Oh, I'd better point anyone who doesn't know the story towards the 'belt up' post below. Don't want some leather clad hairy monster signing the guestbook with......"Lonely backside seeks whiplash".......

......Bloody hell Freddie, this is getting out of hand, so to speak.

Back to today. Spent the afternoon at the gym, whilst the other half spent the afternoon screaming at the TV as Man United got stuffed. Seems Freddies beloved pumpkin Steve, had the nerve to text and wind my clockwork half up over the score. Thanks Steve, I owe you one. Next time you fall into next doors hot tub I'll be the one laughing. Having said that, after last time, I think I'd better say nothing......I still don't know how I got up.

Did my usual 10,000 metres on the rower in 54 mins. Next rowing challenge might be the Atlantic. Will you be at the other end Freddie, with a cold lager ?.
Apart from the gym, today's been quiet. I knew I should have gone walking, but to be honest this morning I felt more like sucking a lemon than setting off for a walk. Waiting for the film now on Sky, so seeing as it's due on about now, I'd better make a move.

Right Freddie.....let's put this whiplash baby to sleep, I'm afraid I'll scream in my sleep "Whip me baby, one more time".....and she just might.


2 Comments:

At 1:35 PM, February 19, 2006, Blogger Freddie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh come on..you know your all singing it...haha

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something’s going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma’s back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something’s going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

 
At 7:10 PM, February 19, 2006, Blogger Cheeky said...

I give up.......

 

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